OH MY GOD!
Tonight was so intense,
First I watched people become Thesbians,
And I was so pissed because I missed,
Being a Thesbian by like 2 points...
BULL SHIT.
But then I ate with my friends,
And there were these meatballs,
That were BANGIN'!
I had like r6484973847348342347823 million.
Then We were cleaning up and,
Asuri, Dave, and I were like walking around the school,
Trying to figure out were the fuck these chairs,
Were supposed to go.
So this girl Amanda tells us they go upstairs,
So we take the stairs on the left,
But in my mind I already knew the gate was up,
And it would be locked seeing it was like,
Ten o'clock at night...
But we went that way and of course it was FUCKING LOCKED,
So I shoved the chair through the gate,
It clanked to the floor and I was like,
FUCK THIS I'M GOING HOME!
And Ashley like fell down LAUGHING,
And Dave was like LOLZ OMG BROOKIE WHOA,
So the Janitor comes out and is like,
D: I'll unlock the gate for you guys,
And I was like hardcore apologizing,
Because me and the Janitor are tight as hell.
So we go to the Chorus room and Mr. W is like,
"BITCH THESE CHAIRS GO DOWN IN THE AUTITURIAM"
I was so fucking pissed...
So we took the elevator and Asuri was still lollin' her ass off,
And then she curled on the floor in like a fetal position,
And I was like oh stit is she okay?
So we ran her to her parents and they were like,
"Oh it's fine

She's good."
After that we went to Dave's house and had a hardcore,
LIFE,
Chat and it was so liberating,
I never felt so comfortable and happy in my life,
Then I got home around 12: 37;
James was so pissed XD
Now he's like up my ass about how everyone's taking me away from him,
And how he wants to punch Asuri,
For making me write up a journal,
Oh by the way,
I LOVE ASURI

(Now don't fucking bitch about how I don't love you in Lunch...
Or I'll kill you D: )
Love <3
Devious Comments
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"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
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my signature is uncreative...is yours?
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"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
--
"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
--
"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
Love your siggie by the way,
So full of epic win <3
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"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
--
"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
--
"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
--
"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
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Span Wants To Be A Vampire!
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April O'Neil: My name is April.
Sa-Wanda: (sarcastic) Oh, well, April. My name is May. And this is June, July, and August.
Ashli: I'm an August baby myself! (referring to her birth month)
Kristen: I'm a June baby!! XD
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world. The people that have cleavage, the people that don't, and the people that don't, but just wish they could see more of the people that do.
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Q: Where is an elephant's sex organ?
A: In his feet. If he steps on you, consider yourself fucked.
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My favorite CO3K character is Tamika Jones. She kicks ass!
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Tons of people have typed stuff in the signature box... Not me, I'm too cool to have a signature... Wait... >_<!
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Sorry for my english.
Learn from Yesterday ★ Live for Today ★ Hope for Tomorrow
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I am a potato.
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"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
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In order to obtain strength you need to let go of the pain...
$$
{{Helena}}
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"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
--
"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
Faved like EVERYTHING.
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"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
Brookie-kun*
Do I look that much like a girl?
XD Jeez,
But hey babe~
Since when did you have a dA?
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"You're Japanese lololololz"
So I herd ya liek mudkips!
Fuck yeah seaking!
I can haz cheeseburger?
Slowest. Nom. Ever.
Coffee frog recommends the biscotti,
Febreze kitteh luvs yr karpet!
"Is that baby for sale, Raptor Jesus?
It is now LOLz!
>.<
~Ave
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