And The Countdown... SHE IS ON!Will be my 18th birthday,
I am so SUPER excited,
I'm gonna call my Pop Pop,
Wish him happy birthday,
(We share the same day),
Then Amy and I are gonna,
Bake a cake for ourselves,
And sit back and watch some porn,
Because legally we can do that now,
And that makes my heart feel super happy.
Then on tuesday (the next day),
My colour guard girls and I,
Are gonna have a t-shirt making party,
Which will be so adorable and awesome,
Plus we'll eat more cake <333
Then I'm gonna go to the mall (wednesday),
And buy my 30% porn at Suncoast,
Because that needs to happen lol,
Then I'll celebrate Daisy's birthday,
By chillin' on the beach,
Then that Sunday I'll go to Medieval Times,
FOR FUCKING FREE <3
I Am so seriously pumped,
But so seriously scared... lol,
I'm gonna be an adult which means I can't,
Love all over Joe since he's a freshman...
No more Pedo-ing for me D: *tears*
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Hey, why'd the word porn some up more than once in this journal enrty? HMMMM? Naw, I'm kidding! I can so tell you're supah exited. Besides, you're gonna be a big mister now...
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If you're into me, cool. If you're not, whatever.
AND THAT'S REFERRING TO THE PORN
And what's going on with the Medieval times thing? When is this happening?
I remember going into a porn shop after I turned 18
It was a first for my best friend to
And we just laughed at everything
And nearly died laughing when we saw the video rooms, because even from the main shop floor, you could smell the semen, it was so gross.
I still haven't bought any legal porn. I'm thinking of buying some of that plastic wrapped NC17+ yaoi, when I has money.
Sounds liek you're going to have an awesome time! I hope it is all awesome!
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servants - 2
dogs - 2
Older brothers (non-related) - 5
Older sisters - 1
cult members - My watch list ;D
Partners in crime: 5
Masters: 1 XD
Today Deviantart..... Tomorrow, the world!
Muwhahahahahahahaha
AWESOME!
YEAH
you can now
get some cool porn
without probs
yeah
specially at YG
YAOI NESS HOT BOY LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hope ya
jhave a very cool
b-day party,
sweetyheart!
Complete
with some delicious cake
TEEE HEEEEEEE
hope inside from the cake
jumps out
A COOL CUTE BISHIE
dressed in a bunnysuit
and ALL available for you
COZ I LOVE PORN D: haha,
Yeah it's like,
A good and bad thing,
All wrapped into one.
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We'll go in December,
That way we have time to plan,
I'll be an adult,
And then Kate can go for free,
Since it is her first time lol
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XD Tee hee hee~ Just nudgin' ya goat!
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If you're into me, cool. If you're not, whatever.
An unhealthy addiction,
More of a dedicated,
Commitment <3 XD
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Once I get the money together,
And a ride over to the mall LOL.
I had so much cake honey,
And all of it was DELISH!
Unfortunately there were no bishies...
Maybe next year though!
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